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Well...at least it wasn't S&W 500...
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 10:53 am
by parabelum
Concealed carry in jail facility...
"It's not yet clear whether the owner wants it back, but Limestone County authorities recovered a stolen gun when it fell from an inmate's body cavity during a search at the jail."
Umm...nah, you can keep it...
"Jesse O'Neal Roberts, 23, of Elkmont, was being booked into the Limestone County Jail on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication when the weapon fell from his body, said sheriff's spokesman Stephen Young."
"The weapon, which was reported stolen from Florence, was not loaded. It is a Jimenez .380-cailber pistol valued at $100."
http://www.al.com/news/huntsville/index ... dy_ca.html
Re: Well...at least it wasn't S&W 500...
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 12:03 pm
by Liberty
I don't think I've ever seen much less fired a Jimenez, but they tell me they are real stinkers. Might have been worth $100 at one time, but after such use I would think you would have to pay someone to take that gun.
Re: Well...at least it wasn't S&W 500...
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 12:20 pm
by Jusme
Liberty wrote:I don't think I've ever seen much less fired a Jimenez, but they tell me they are real stinkers. Might have been worth $100 at one time, but after such use I wiuld think you would have to pay someone to take that gun.
If it wasn't a "stinker" before, it is now.
Probably needs to be treated as hazardous waste and destroyed.
Re: Well...at least it wasn't S&W 500...
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 12:25 pm
by RossA
He had probably over lubed it, and that's why it slipped out.
Or maybe that's the only way he could get it slip in to begin with.
Re: Well...at least it wasn't S&W 500...
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 12:52 pm
by hovercat
A new definition of accidental discharge.
Re: Well...at least it wasn't S&W 500...
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 1:16 pm
by The Annoyed Man
IBTL!
Re: Well...at least it wasn't S&W 500...
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 1:56 pm
by bblhd672
If it was unloaded, then where did he store the bullets?
Good thing the original owner hadn't equipped it with a rail mounted weapons light!
Re: Well...at least it wasn't S&W 500...
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 1:57 pm
by RogueUSMC
The Annoyed Man wrote:IBTL!
I had to google IBTL...lol...wait, that didn't sound right...
Re: Well...at least it wasn't S&W 500...
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:06 pm
by bubba84
RogueUSMC wrote:The Annoyed Man wrote:IBTL!
I had to google IBTL...lol...wait, that didn't sound right...
Irritable Bowel Trigger Lock
Re: Well...at least it wasn't S&W 500...
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:59 pm
by parabelum
I hope they examine his next bm...that's probably where the ammo is...
Re: Well...at least it wasn't S&W 500...
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:05 pm
by SoloXCRacer
Might need something a little stronger than Hoppe's #9 to clean that gun.
Re: Well...at least it wasn't S&W 500...
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:12 pm
by apostate
Maybe he shot a bear with it and the bear got annoyed.
Re: Well...at least it wasn't S&W 500...
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:16 pm
by MeMelYup
Wouldn't that be considered as an ND.
Re: Well...at least it wasn't S&W 500...
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:43 pm
by Mxrdad
bubba84 wrote:RogueUSMC wrote:The Annoyed Man wrote:IBTL!
I had to google IBTL...lol...wait, that didn't sound right...
Irritable Bowel Trigger Lock
Well played sir.
Yikes. I've heard of drugs being smuggled that way but................. OUCH.
Re: Well...at least it wasn't S&W 500...
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 5:42 pm
by Bitter Clinger
I figured it was a Browning.