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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:19 pm
by apostate
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Re: Colorado: Mountain lion enters home, lounges on couch, eats cat
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:42 pm
by Deltaboy
Good Lord why didn't they shoot the thing?
Re: Colorado: Mountain lion enters home, lounges on couch, eats cat
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:21 am
by Jusme
Deltaboy wrote: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:42 pm
Good Lord why didn't they shoot the thing?
It's Colorado, They had probably, smoked too much weed to be able to remember where they put their guns, or forgot that since they smoke weed, the Feds won't let them have guns. They may have also just thought their house cat, had grown a little.

Re: Colorado: Mountain lion enters home, lounges on couch, eats cat
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:27 am
by Beiruty
Bone Appetite
Re: Colorado: Mountain lion enters home, lounges on couch, eats cat
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:24 am
by Paladin
That photo is all time classic! Mountain lion on the sofa watching TV.

Re: Colorado: Mountain lion enters home, lounges on couch, eats cat
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:57 am
by TxknaBen
Reminded me of this from Talladega Nights...
Reese Bobby: You've gotta learn to drive with the fear. There ain't nothin' more frightenin' than drivin' with a live cougar in the car. If you're calm, that wonderous big cat will be calm too. But if you're scared, that beautiful death machine will do what God made it to do, namely, eat you with a smile on its face.
Re: Colorado: Mountain lion enters home, lounges on couch, eats cat
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:01 am
by Paladin
TxknaBen wrote: Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:57 am
Reminded me of this from Talladega Nights...
Reese Bobby: You've gotta learn to drive with the fear. There ain't nothin' more frightenin' than drivin' with a live cougar in the car. If you're calm, that wonderous big cat will be calm too. But if you're scared, that beautiful death machine will do what God made it to do, namely, eat you with a smile on its face.

Re: Colorado: Mountain lion enters home, lounges on couch, eats cat
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:16 pm
by Jago668
Down Susan!
Re: Colorado: Mountain lion enters home, lounges on couch, eats cat
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:22 pm
by Abraham
The rather anemic advice regarding locked doors misses (unless I overlooked it) the point of keeping doors locked 'even when at home'.
Why do I say this?
Well, as an example, some time back, I had a guy (with me standing there at the door, gun in hand behind my back) actually try to walk in on me...nope, door was locked. I sent him on his way convinced he wanted to interview or rob, but he didn't get a chance to...he had a 30 second lame story he offered outside my door. Total garbage. I gave him the 'hitchhikers' thumb to be gone. He went...
Keep your doors locked when at home.
It ain't the 50's anymore...
Re: Colorado: Mountain lion enters home, lounges on couch, eats cat
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:51 pm
by J.R.@A&M
Paladin wrote: Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:24 am
That photo is all time classic! Mountain lion on the sofa watching TV.
So what was he watching? Garfield cartoons? The Outdoor Channel?
Re: Colorado: Mountain lion enters home, lounges on couch, eats cat
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:59 pm
by Paladin
J.R.@A&M wrote: Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:51 pm
Paladin wrote: Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:24 am
That photo is all time classic! Mountain lion on the sofa watching TV.
So what was he watching? Garfield cartoons? The Outdoor Channel?
I'm thinking Cougar Club

Re: Colorado: Mountain lion enters home, lounges on couch, eats cat
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:16 pm
by RogueUSMC
J.R.@A&M wrote: Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:51 pm
Paladin wrote: Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:24 am
That photo is all time classic! Mountain lion on the sofa watching TV.
So what was he watching? Garfield cartoons? The Outdoor Channel?
Enquiring minds want to know!

Re: Colorado: Mountain lion enters home, lounges on couch, eats cat
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:31 pm
by JustSomeOldGuy
J.R.@A&M wrote: Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:51 pm
Paladin wrote: Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:24 am
That photo is all time classic! Mountain lion on the sofa watching TV.
So what was he watching? Garfield cartoons? The Outdoor Channel?
Cheetos commercials......
Re: Colorado: Mountain lion enters home, lounges on couch, eats cat
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 4:02 pm
by mrvmax
I’d shoot it and send it to the taxidermist to make it a conversation piece. How many people have killed one in their living room?
Re: Colorado: Mountain lion enters home, lounges on couch, eats cat
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:07 pm
by RoyGBiv
mrvmax wrote: Mon Aug 13, 2018 4:02 pm
I’d shoot it and send it to the taxidermist to make it a conversation piece. How many people have killed one in their living room?
Didn't Groucho shoot one in his pajamas?
