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A GUY GOES INTO A BAR IN NEW YORK WHERE ALL THE BARTENDERS ARE ROBOTS.

THE GUY SITS DOWN AT THE BAR AND THE ROBOT ASKS:
"WHAT WILL YOU HAVE?"
THE GUY REPLIES, "WHISKEY."

THE ROBOT BRINGS BACK HIS DRINK AND ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR IQ?"
THE GUY SAYS, "168"
THE ROBOT TALKS ABOUT PHYSICS, SPACE EXPLORATION, AND MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY.

AFTER THE GUY LEAVES, HE PAUSES AT THE STREET CORNER AND THINKS ABOUT WHAT HE JUST ENCOUNTERED. AND THE MORE HE THINKS ABOUT IT, THE MORE CURIOUS HE GETS, SO HE DECIDES TO GO BACK.

THE ROBOT ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR DRINK?"
THE GUY ANSWERS, "WHISKEY."

THE ROBOT RETURNS WITH HIS DRINK AND ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR IQ?"
THIS TIME THE MAN REPLIES, "100."

THE ROBOT TALKS ABOUT NASCAR, BUDWEISER, SEC FOOTBALL, AND ALL-STAR WRESTLING.

THE MAN FINISHES HIS DRINK, LEAVES, BUT IS SO INTERESTED IN THIS "EXPERIMENT" THAT HE DECIDES HE'LL TRY AGAIN.

HE ENTERS THE BAR AND, AS USUAL, THE ROBOT ASKS HIM WHAT HE WANTS TO DRINK.
THE MAN REPLIES, "WHISKEY."

THE ROBOT BRINGS THE DRINK AND ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR IQ?"
THIS TIME THE MAN ANSWERS, "50."

THE ROBOT LEANS IN REAL CLOSE AND SLOWLY ASKS, "SO, ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL UNHAPPY THAT HILLARY LOST?

Good one

Lol

Stolen!

RoyGBiv wrote: Thu May 02, 2019 6:38 pmStolen!

Recovered, but I hope you feel better when I just wanted to share a funny joke. Thanks for reminding me why I don’t post as often.

Just to clarify, I'm quite certain Roy was saying he "stole" it to pass on to others, not accusing you of stealing it.

loktite wrote: Thu May 02, 2019 8:20 pm Just to clarify, I'm quite certain Roy was saying he "stole" it to pass on to others, not accusing you of stealing it.

Fair point, if so then my humble apologies.

Tex1961 wrote: Thu May 02, 2019 8:39 pm

loktite wrote: Thu May 02, 2019 8:20 pm Just to clarify, I'm quite certain Roy was saying he "stole" it to pass on to others, not accusing you of stealing it.

Fair point, if so then my humble apologies.

w loktite

That joke, that was good.
I was snacking on some prepackaged french pastry things that the Missus & I got @ Costco. I had to clean the
Philo flakes off the computer before I could sign in. Good one.

That's awesome... good joke!

Ran the text through a converter so it's not yelling anymore :)

A guy goes into a bar in New York where all the bartenders are robots.

The guy sits down at the bar and the robot asks:
"What will you have?"
The guy replies, "Whiskey."

The robot brings back his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168"
The robot talks about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.

After the guy leaves, he pauses at the street corner and thinks about what he just encountered. And the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.

The robot asks, "What's your drink?"
The guy answers, "Whiskey."

The robot returns with his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
This time the man replies, "100."

The robot talks about nascar, Budweiser, SEC football, and all-star wrestling.

The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in this "Experiment" that he decides he'll try again.

He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink.
The man replies, "Whiskey."

The robot brings the drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
This time the man answers, "50."

The robot leans in real close and slowly asks, "So, are you people still unhappy that Hillary lost?