Debate with misinformed friend...

[tbrown]

Sometimes it's better to refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

[barstoolguru]

Perhaps a dab of peanut butter for effect

Try googling "skid mark underwear safe", if you dare...

I had beer coming out my nose I laughed so hard
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