Sugarland Dairy Queen Robbery

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Tubs are the few left who can be made sport of.

I believe anyone whose criminal actions put them in such an ironic situation are fair game to "be made sport of".

Clearly, if he stole a milkshake, he is a repeat offender. Or a serial milkshake pilcher.

And for those who are touchy of his "feelings", it doesn't take a rocket scientist to look at his mugshot and see.

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"serial milkshake pilcher" reminds me of a recent crime spree in Dallas.

It seems the murderer chokes his victims to death by stuffing their throats with Cheerios.

Dallas detectives need the public's help to catch this cereal killer. :-)

SIA

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Oh nooooooooo......