1. Christianity
2. the second amendment
3. Football.
Some tips to blend in culturally.
We say grace, this might be a new thing for some folks. Perhaps live & let live as the saying goes.
We hold the door for the womenfolk, and otherwise try to mind our manners.
Folks outside the big cities, or specifically in most of the rural areas will say hello to you, they are genuinely being friendly, it's ok to say hello & how're you in response.
If you're stuck in the mud and three guys pull up in a 4wd truck and get out with chains & things in thier hands that's not a carjacking, relax they live for this sort've thing.
The second amendment, not to your liking? deal with it....
Football: pay attention as this could get you some bonus points.
The first commandment of football:
1. Thou shalt not blaspheme the annointed names of Landry and Staubach. This is cardinal....
other commandments:
2. Staubach is also known as "captain america" <remember that for conversation.
3. Jerry Jones is a hillbilly with a big mouth and a pocket full of money who committed the cardinal sin (see commandment #1).
4. There's another football team down there around houston but we're not sure what to make of that.
5. supplication to the Almighty generally reaches peak twice on sundays, during church and anytime Tony Romo lets loose with one of those "Yahoo, somebody go get that" throws. Usually under those circumstances supplication runs along the lines of "Blessed Lord, in your mercy keep us free from sin and please don't let that be an interception cuz it's got 'pick six' written all over the side of it......."
yes this is written somewhat tongue-in-cheek however as others might testify there is a grain of truth to it.
