YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???

FuziDave · Post by **FuziDave** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:50 pm

cctcaden wrote:You keep a spatula in the car for the cookies baking on the dash

we did that at the office last week. yup it worked.

car got up to 180 degrees.

tacticool · Post by **tacticool** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:01 pm

It's so hot, budget 1911s come with a free carry melt.

PBratton · Post by **PBratton** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:36 pm

that you can see six cows in a shade spot that normally accommodates only two.

PappaGun · Post by **PappaGun** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:47 pm

When a cold beer in the shade doesn't sound all that appealing.

puma guy · Post by **puma guy** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:05 pm

tacticool · Post by **tacticool** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:22 pm

Page 4 called. They want their picture back.

USA1 · Post by **USA1** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:39 pm

tacticool wrote:Page 4 called. They want their picture back.

That's SO last page.

longhorn_92 · Post by **longhorn_92** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:13 pm

USA1 wrote:
tacticool wrote:Page 4 called. They want their picture back.

That's SO last page.

AEA · Post by **AEA** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:44 pm

When the lead in your hollow points melts out!

terryg · Post by **terryg** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:35 pm

... the road repair crews can use the saw to cut the asphalt because it keeps healing itself behind the saw ...

SQLGeek · Post by **SQLGeek** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:57 pm

Football season is around the corner and I'm not sure I can bear to brave the heat for it...

Lonest4r · Post by **Lonest4r** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:12 am

...when you consider carrying past a legit 30.06 sign because your pistol will be blistering hot upon returning to you vehicle....5 minutes later.

RPB · Post by **RPB** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:44 am

When you wonder why your solar panels quit working, and upon checking them you see they are covered with signs saying "I surrender"

USA1 · Post by **USA1** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:05 am

When you want to punch the heat in the face.

sjfcontrol · Post by **sjfcontrol** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:46 am

USA1 wrote:When you want to punch the heat in the face.

I would suggest non-violent dispute resolution! Perhaps you can talk things cooler...

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