Shooting dogs

[Ruark]

What is an ASP, a snake?

Well.... you know, that's how Cleopatra died: she was bitten by an asp. So you carry this big ol' snake around.....

[Ruark]

Sjambok
http://imgur.com/cKVH3Xj

Not to hijack, but do you know if the synthetic ones on ebay are worth it?

No, not to hijack, but actually the sjambok originated in Africa. Ask any old time professional hunter. They were made from a rhinocerous penis that had been stretched out and dried (after killing the rhinocerous). They were reportedly very nasty things that could lay a man open like a machete.