Gecko45 is on Gunbroker hawking his wares...

[flb_78]

http://gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=94719480

[longhorn_92]

http://gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=94719480

Gecko 45 -
"I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America's largest indoor retail shopping areas. Although there are typically between fifteen and twenty normal security officers working the beat there, we decided a while ago that it would be best to have a specilized force for violent individuals. We use modified electric vehicles and can be anywhere on a given floor within eight and a half minutes."



The Mall Ninja strikes again!

[Kerbouchard]

Well, I take it as a good sign that he is selling some of his uber-tactical equipment, although, the passing of the ultimate mall ninja deserves a monent of silence.

[HerbM]

I had no idea about any of this. Now, I am almost sorry I found out.


http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

[KBCraig]

Tactical hernia truss is optionally available in either SWAT black or Urban Gray Digital pattern.

[dukalmighty]

I got a feeling by the time you turned everything on you would either be dead or the target would be long gone,

[barres]

I got a feeling by the time you turned everything on you would either be dead or the target would be long gone,

And the battery would be dead in the first thing you turned on and rapidly dying in the second!

[BigDan]

That is the saddest AR I've ever seen. Obviously someone who built one up who has no CLUE what is useful in a real-life scenario...

[AEA]

I got a feeling by the time you turned everything on you would either be dead or the target would be long gone,

Yup......
Imagine trying to find what button you wanted while crawling up to your shoulders in mud.........

This guy needs to check himself into a suitable center for Mental problems.

Oh....and whoever his Boss is at the Large Mall needs to rethink his abilities as a Manager as well.......

[HerbM]

That is the saddest AR I've ever seen. Obviously someone who built one up who has no CLUE what is useful in a real-life scenario...

I especially love this part (from the Shrine of the Mall Ninja article):

"We use modified electric vehicles and can be anywhere on a given floor within eight and a half minutes."

Reminds me of the 911 bumper sticker criticism: "When seconds count, Mall Gecko45 and the Rapid Tactical Force are only 8 1/2 minutes away."
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/


But the really funny part to me is that the way we see him, is the way the gun grabbers see us and our CHL/CCW talk and gear. *I* am pretty sure there is a difference, but maybe Gecko45 thinks that too.

[bdickens]

Gecko45 is satire.

[BigDan]

LOL, okay... I see it now. I had never heard of this guy before. I'm glad it's someone being humorous and not serious. Scared me for a bit. ;-]

[lawrnk]

Its like the people who put 10k into tricking out a 2k geo metro. Sad sad people, who are poor with numbers and math.

[lawrnk]

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[DoubleJ]

yes, slitting an X in the point of an FMJ round increases the powder charge....