Only in Texas my friends...Only in Texas

[USA1]

Only in Texas my friends...Only in Texas .....Too bad...

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York
and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston , TX .
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.

The deputy says, "License and registration, please."

"What for?" says the lawyer.

The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

"You still didn't come to a complete stop," says the deputy. "License and registration, please."


The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

"The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law.
License and registration, please!" the Deputy repeats.

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop,
I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket.
If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says.
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts
beating the daylights out of the lawyer and says,
"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"


God Bless Texas

[USA1]

speaking of "Only in Texas"

[joe817]

That is ssoooo funny! I saw a whole bunch of "only in Texas" pics like that several years ago. One was a cop riding a horse with a radar gun spotting people. I sure wish I could find those pics.

[Mithras61]

That is ssoooo funny! I saw a whole bunch of "only in Texas" pics like that several years ago. One was a cop riding a horse with a radar gun spotting people. I sure wish I could find those pics.

You mean this one?
http://www.womples.com/2009/08/funny-co ... ction.html

[joe817]

That is ssoooo funny! I saw a whole bunch of "only in Texas" pics like that several years ago. One was a cop riding a horse with a radar gun spotting people. I sure wish I could find those pics.

You mean this one?
http://www.womples.com/2009/08/funny-co ... ction.html

I like that one! But it's not the one I'm thinking of. This cop was mounted, had a cop motorcycle helmet on, and had a refinery of some sort in the background.

[mymojo]

Andy's Google-fu is strong!

[joe817]

Well done Andy! It's the 2nd one!