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I think many of you will enjoy this blog exerpt.

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"If a man breaks in your house, he ain't there for iced tea." Mom & Dad.

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Good un! ;-)
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Woohoo! We found Lawdog again!

Mary was just asking me last week if I'd seen any more of his writings. I didn't know he'd moved to blogspot.

We're both tearing through the archives. :grin:
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I've seen some of these before - they are all hilarious.

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I love the Law Dog files :drool:
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My belly is in no condition to laugh through such as that. Yall warn me for about a couple of weeks so I can put them off til I can really laugh. Son liked it too. I have about 2 more days w/ him here before he goes back to San Antonio.
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There ought to be a law against crackin' people up like this...

Sad, but utterly true of our times...

I can just picture them saying "yes, I would very much enjoy a piece of you..."

Darwin would be proud!
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Ill read it later. I aint in no shape to laugh that loud right now. :lol:
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Lordy...

My eyes are burning right now...

The spider-monkey on top of raging bull image is ingrained in the membrane right now...

No hope...fading fast...clonk...
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I knew you would all love this guy. He's hilarious.
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Two full days of reading, and I'm only back to his April archives.

I think of Lawdog as "Patrick F. McManus meets COPS". Brilliant storytelling, which has that unquestionable ring of Truth.

As I said earlier, Mary and I had enjoyed his earlier writings, and it was just last week that she asked me (out of the blue) if I had seen any of his work lately.

Thank you, thank you, thank you! I really appreciate the link to his blogspot home.

I have to admit, I enjoy his deputy antics, but the really hilarious stories are of his childhood in Nigeria. Nothing like a gecko on the bar, and a honey-badger in the hole, to incite mirth. Not to mention a trebuchet launching bowling balls at the Land Rover of a grifting local, as told by Scottish petro engineers fully in their cups.

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