MI: Dead cows tell no lies

[seamusTX]

In Ottawa County, Michigan, a 39-year-old woman and 22-year-old son were arrested and charged with multiple felonies for allegedly fatally shooting a cow that belonged to a witness in a sexual assault case. The suspects are relatives of the defendant in the sexual assault case.

http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/ ... _accu.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Do the math.

Dad was not available for comment.

- Jim

[boomerang]

It sounds like they had a beef with someone.

[seamusTX]

[Keith B]

At least they didn't get to the part where they put its head in his bed.

[Pete92FS]

Nice mug shots.

[seamusTX]

Nice mug shots.

Ditto that. The mug shots weren't on the web site when I found it yesterday.

- Jim

[casingpoint]

Where's the Beef?

[The Annoyed Man]

Nice mug shots.

Ditto that. The mug shots weren't on the web site when I found it yesterday.

- Jim

Genetics, gone horribly wrong.

[surprise_i'm_armed]

These 2 are their own worst enemies.

As the British say, the shooters were "too clever by half."

SIA

[seamusTX]

Update, details on family involvements: http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/ ... shoot.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

- Jim

[surprise_i'm_armed]

"Witness not intimated by shooting of his cow."

That's OK - it's only the headline of the story.

Doo they haf a editor in the haus? :-)

SIA

[seamusTX]

Web material mostly is not edited before it is posted.

When the wrong word passes a spelling checker (as with there, their, and they're), the mistake is difficult for the writer to catch. I see this kind of mistake all the time.

- Jim

[gregthehand]

[stroo]

That's right where I grew up. Don't recognize any of the names but then it has been almost 40 years since I lived there.