SUPPOSEDLY FROM LENO

[ScubaSigGuy]

I don't belive that this came from Jay Leno but I liked quite a bit of it, so I posted it anyway. It is more likely that somone attached his name so that it would circulate faster. Here goes...


The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right?


The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3s of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change.


So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What we are so unhappy about?''

Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than

Darfur has seen in the last year?

Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean without having to present identification papers as we move through each state? Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would find along the way that can provide temporary shelter? I guess having thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from around the world is just not good enough. Or could it be that when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up and provide services to help all and even send a helicopter to take you to the hospital.

Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home. You may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a group of trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch equipment to extinguish the flames thus saving you, your family and your belongings. Or if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen TVs, a burglar or prowler intr udes , an officer equipped with a gun and a bullet-proof vest will come to defend you and your family against attack or loss. This all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or militias raping and pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods where 90 percent of teenagers own cell phones and computers.

How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we enjoy that are the envy of everyone in the world? Maybe that is what has 67 percent of you folks unhappy

Fact is, we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the world has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S. , yet has a great disdain for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The mos t blessed people in the world who do nothing but complain about what we don't have , and what we hate about the country instead of thanking the good Lord we live here.

I know, I know. What about the president who took us into war and has no plan to get us out? The president who has a measly 31 percent approval rating? Is this the same president who guided the nation in the dark days after

9/11? The president that cut taxes to bring an economy out of recession? Could this be the same guy who has been called every name in the book for succeeding in keeping all the spoiled ungrateful brats safe from terrorist attacks?

The commander in chief of an all-volunteer army that is out there defending you and me? Did you hear how bad the President is on the news or talk show? Did this news affect you so much, make you so unhappy you couldn't take a look around for yourself and see all the good things and be glad?

Think about it......are you upset at the President because he actually caused you personal pain OR is it because the "Media" told you he was failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day.



Make no mistake about it The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your freedom. There is currently no draft in this country They didn't have to go.

They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a ''general'' discharge, an ''other than honorable'' discharge or, worst case scenario, a ''dishonorable'' discharge after a few days in the brig.




So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of Americans? Say what you want but I blame it on the media. If it bleeds it leads and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will watch a car crash with blood and guts. How many will watch kids selling lemonade at the corner? The media knows this and media outlets are for-profit corporations. They offer what sells , and when criticized, try to defend their actions by "justifying" them in one way or another. Just ask why they tried to allow a murderer like O.J. Simpson to write a book about how he d idn't

kill his wife, but if he did he would have done it this way......Insane!



Stop buying the negativism you are fed everyday by the media. Shut off the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of your bird cage. Then start being grateful for all we have as a country. There is exponentially more good than bad.



We are among the most blessed people on Earth and should thank God several times a day, or at least be thankful and appreciative.



"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

Jay Leno

[stevie_d_64]

I saw this (last week)...

I'm not sure it was Leno who brought this to the masses though...

I certainly can't throw rocks at some of the logic...

[seamusTX]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/jayleno.asp

- Jim

[Liberty]

I think Jay is smart enough not to believe this; "Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean without having to present identification papers as we move through each state?" Its just not true. at least on the most sothern major route. W can't drive from here to Arizona on I-10 without getting a border patrol road block about 2 times each way. and forget about flying, we have to show our papers to government several times on each flight.

"May I see your papers please?" is the sound of your government encroaching.

[TheRising]

Its just not true. at least on the most sothern major route. W can't drive from here to Arizona on I-10 without getting a border patrol road block about 2 times each way. and forget about flying, we have to show our papers to government several times on each flight.

What airline are you flying on??

[Liberty]

I went to Arizona this weekend, and I was on Southwest. But It's the TSA folks that I was refering too.

[jimlongley]

Unless things have changed a lot since I was there, it's not TSA that's checking your identity. A ticket agent checks your ID when you're checking in, then a private security employee checks your ID and boarding pass, then TSA checks your boarding pass. TSA is merely ensuring that you have a boarding pass or other reason to go into the secured area.

These checks existed before TSA came along.

When I was a TSA screener I was very in favor of a "frequent traveler's ID" to allow certain pre-screened individuals to skip part of the screening process, and having spent 100% of the first nine months of 2006 traveling, I became even more in favor. My biggest problems were getting picked as a "selectee" for extra screening because of my variable travel schedule. Selectees get selected by paying cash for their tickets, making reservations or changes within 24 to 48 before travel, and a couple of other factors, and I frequently traveled on quick changes.

OTOH, I hate to tell you how many times, both just plain metal detector, and hand wand, I have carried a small pocket knife or small tools through screening with no problem.

[j1132s]

I agree with the article that the US is a truely great place to live, but I think it failed to look at the true cause of its main focus of why Americans aren't happy "with the direction the country is headed".

We judge a situation based what we know and on our past experience. Perhaps people aren't happy because things used to be even better in this great nation. Perhaps people aren't happy because they sense a downward trend in this nation's quality of life and values that affect them.

USA is a great nation, and there are no doubts about it. However, it must continue to move forward in the right course, and it seems 2/3 of its citizens don't think it is doing so at the moment.

What airline are you flying on??

I think it doesn't matter which airline you go on, the security is the same. I have seen different security lines for first class people (similar to the different ticketing lines). I think that's an interesting idea and can bring in more first class travelers. The one time I'm fortunate enough to use it, it saved me from missing my plane.
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[stevie_d_64]

Hmmm... I guess it was Leno...Muh bad...

[kauboy]

No Stevie, it wasn't Leno. Check out the Snopes link. Leno articulated the little quote at the end and when it was added to the original, they stuck his name after it. This lead folks to erroneously believe that he had written the entire thing. But no, Jay didn't write the whole thing.

[Liberty]

Unless things have changed a lot since I was there, it's not TSA that's checking your identity. A ticket agent checks your ID when you're checking in, then a private security employee checks your ID and boarding pass, then TSA checks your boarding pass. TSA is merely ensuring that you have a boarding pass or other reason to go into the secured area.

These checks existed before TSA came along.

When I was a TSA screener I was very in favor of a "frequent traveler's ID" to allow certain pre-screened individuals to skip part of the screening process, and having spent 100% of the first nine months of 2006 traveling, I became even more in favor. My biggest problems were getting picked as a "selectee" for extra screening because of my variable travel schedule. Selectees get selected by paying cash for their tickets, making reservations or changes within 24 to 48 before travel, and a couple of other factors, and I frequently traveled on quick changes.

OTOH, I hate to tell you how many times, both just plain metal detector, and hand wand, I have carried a small pocket knife or small tools through screening with no problem.

Now that I think back I believe you are correct the people checking for an ID was likely a private security. One thing I do know is that since the TSA was created and taken responcibity the professionalism has increased tremendously. Both the private and TSA people are more courteous and proffesional than the people they had before, even before 9-11 although they are a lot more stringent. My point is that at one time I could drive or fly from Florida to California and only show the cash or credit card to pay for gas and my boarding pass to the lady at the gate. It is not so today as the piece claims.

[TheRising]

What airline are you flying on??

I think it doesn't matter which airline you go on, the security is the same.[/i]

Ya, I meant that as like, the proverbial airline...I guess that joke was better left to a face to face conversation!!