I was in the drive through making a deposit yesterday at about 5:PM. There were 5 men in business suits, in addition to the teller, clearly visible through the big window. After too long a time (it was just a simple deposit, 2 checks) I buzz the teller for a "what's taking so long?". Some furtive motions later and one of the suits answers back:
Suit: Mr. Biv, I see here that you could move up to our "XYZ" account, which would give you.... yadda, yadda, yadda.
Me: Will I get a better interest rate?
Suit: That account has a 0.25% rate
Me:
Suit: Blah, blah, blah
Me: Thanks, but, no thinks
Suit: Is there anything else we can do for your Mr. Biv?
Me: (3 second pause for contemplation... then...) Well, actually, you could take that ridiculous "No Guns" sign off your front door, I haven't been inside your branch since you put it there.
Suit: So you don't like not having your gun on your hip?
Me: I don't have a gun (lie), but when you put a sign like that on your door, the bad guy is pretty certain he can come in unopposed. And since you don't have a security guard, that sign is asking all your customers to enter a place where the bad guys know that all the good guys are disarmed. If I was a bad guy, I'd consider that an invitation. That sign makes it MORE dangerous for everyone who obeys it.
Suit: [Pause] I never thought of it that way. I can certainly ASK about it, but I can't make any promises.
Me: You asked me if there was anything else. I'm glad not to have wasted your time with something that I could look up on your web site.
Suit: Laughs
Me: Have a nice day.
As I posted earlier in this thread, the sign at my bank is a non-30.06 gunbuster and I routinely carry past it without a concern. I certainly did not mention to Mr. Suit that the sign was non-compliant.