Woman Stabs Husband With Squirrel

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Woman Stabs Husband With Squirrel

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This is an older story, so forgive me if it's posted elsewhere. I searched & it didn't come up.

In a fit of anger, a woman uses a ceramic squirrel to stab her husband because he came home with no beer.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-sc-wom ... over-beer/
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Re: Woman Stabs Husband With Squirrel

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It's on here somewhere. I'll see if I can find it.

Found it:
viewtopic.php?f=108&t=70714&hilit=ceram ... l&start=15
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Re: Woman Stabs Husband With Squirrel

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Get that woman some beer!
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Re: Woman Stabs Husband With Squirrel

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Seems legit.
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