Gecko45 is hilarious!

[Tactical_Texan_CHL]

I couldn't bear to post any response in a real thread! It hurt my soul! Vic, I googled him too, since you did, just to check it out. That guy CAN'T be for real! I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair! I took a break from real work because I needed a laugh, and he delivers every time, whether he means to or not! Another forum even put up an "Ask Gecko45" thread! For safety's sake, maybe we should put a ban on anyone who tries to use "Gecko" in their screen name here. I'd hate to see him show up here!

[Texasdoc]

I just googled this gecko45, and his way out there if you get a chance you might read this site

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

if you like a real funny read

[gregthehand]

I read that too. What a loser. It's my sincerest hope that this guy was just pulling everyone's leg and is not a real person. I can imagine some mall manager tolerating his tacti-cool ways.

[bdickens]

Got to be a joke.

[stroo]

Pulling that duct tape off his back must have hurt. I just about fell off my chair when I read that.

[Tactical_Texan_CHL]

Yeah, it made me laugh too! Multiple hits from a .308! Even if it didn't penetrate the plates and vest, I think blunt force trauma would be his next worry! It would turn his insides into internal organ stew!

[Texasdoc]

can you see a mall security with a MP5 or M-4 ?? or the other type of weapons that he was talking about and you see where he is on a Tac team how many malls do you know of that have a SWAT.

this guy is full of the stuff that comes from the north side of a South moving bull.


Doc

[Xander]

Yeah...After reading the whole thing, I'm convinced it was all a troll. It was passably believable for awhile, but the posts near the end are really reaching. The tone has so much feigned earnestness that it dives straight into the realm of over-acting.

[KBCraig]

The poster known as Gecko45 is a brilliant satirist. The sad part is that his satire --like all comedy-- has roots in the truth. Has there ever been a gun forum that didn't have a mall ninja who wrote similar things -- except they mean it?

[stevie_d_64]

I lost it after the whole "spring into action" post...

I'm surprised I made it that far...I demand a refund!

[Vic303]

The poster known as Gecko45 is a brilliant satirist. The sad part is that his satire --like all comedy-- has roots in the truth. Has there ever been a gun forum that didn't have a mall ninja who wrote similar things -- except they mean it?

Well, there's always GUNKID!

[Tactical_Texan_CHL]

Ok, ok. Now I'm curious. Who's "gunkid"?

[dukalmighty]

Holy mother of god,reminds me of a couple of guys showed up to apply for the police dept years ago

[Keith B]

Ok, ok. Now I'm curious. Who's "gunkid"?

Gunkid was a nefarious poster on several forums until his apparent demise after a felony violation in Oklahoma. Not sure of his status these days (or current address. Maybe a federal prison.)

Here is a link that has some info on him and a description of his forum follies: http://xavierthoughts.blogspot.com/2006 ... unkid.html

[Tactical_Texan_CHL]

I thought to google him right after I asked that. He's one fry short of a happy meal!