Staple Gun

[Embalmo]

Guys,

I just bought a cheap $8.88 staple gun (for target hangin'), a 100 round box of Winchester 9MM FMJ, and a brick 'o Federal .22 at Wal-Mart for my next Eagle Peak outing. People often talk about using keys and pens for self defense, but I've never heard mention of a staple gun. I would rather face a Rottweiler with a can of pepper spray than a paraplegic with a staple gun.

Embalmo

[LarryH]

What was that rottweiler doing with a can of pepper spray?

[AddyLO]

Probably "huffing" it.

[USA1]

[Embalmo]

What was that rottweiler doing with a can of pepper spray?

It was the only thing I could think of that would make a Rottweiler scarier. I didn't phrase that very well. I meant to say jokingly that I would be facing a dog who was carrying pepper spray (to make him even more of a threat), but it sounds like me carrying the pepper spray (not funny at all).

My intention was: The dog is holding mace and I'm empty handed.

[Embalmo]

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[USA1]

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I see it. Try the refresh button.
It's just a pic of a guy holding 2 staple guns as if they were guns.

[Embalmo]

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I see it. Try the refresh button.
It's just a pic of a guy holding 2 staple guns as if they were guns.

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[USA1]

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I see it. Try the refresh button.
It's just a pic of a guy holding 2 staple guns as if they were guns.

Nope-Nothing.

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[Embalmo]

Thanks!

[Travis]

I can see it already as an off topic poll. Would you rather fight a Rottweiler that has a can of pepper spray or would you rather fight a paraplegic that has a staple gun? I would rather just stay at home. I would like to thank all of you for making me look like an idiot while eating lunch by myself laughing so hard my eyes are watering. I can never come back to this whataburger.

[SQLGeek]

I can see it already as an off topic poll. Would you rather fight a Rottweiler that has a can of pepper spray or would you rather fight a paraplegic that has a staple gun? I would rather just stay at home. I would like to thank all of you for making me look like an idiot while eating lunch by myself laughing so hard my eyes are watering. I can never come back to this whataburger.

I'll take Option C. Shoot the Ninja.

[Embalmo]

Help us all if the dog belonged to the man with the staple gun.

[TLE2]

Depends on the staple gun. One of those air powered guns will put a 1" staple dead flat in a 2x4... from across the room!

I'm not too scared of the one on my desk... but I could whip up on someone with the contractors model I have.

[Marty Graw]

What is that pit bull doing with my staple gun?