State Fair Security Theater
Moderators: carlson1, Charles L. Cotton
- jimlongley
- Senior Member
- Posts: 6134
- Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:31 pm
- Location: Allen, TX
State Fair Security Theater
Had to laugh today, and share it here.
Picked up an extra day off, so my bride suggested that we go to the State Fair today..
We arrived, after a long traffic jam, and walked up to the gate.
The security person wanded me before I had a chance to declare that I was carrying. She wanded my left leg and my left butt, completely missing my 3:00 but alarming on my harmonicas. I pulled out some of my harmonicas and she waved me through.
Picked up an extra day off, so my bride suggested that we go to the State Fair today..
We arrived, after a long traffic jam, and walked up to the gate.
The security person wanded me before I had a chance to declare that I was carrying. She wanded my left leg and my left butt, completely missing my 3:00 but alarming on my harmonicas. I pulled out some of my harmonicas and she waved me through.
Real gun control, carrying 24/7/365
Re: State Fair Security Theater
...and THAT is why they continuously tell us that carrying at the State Fair is unnecessary. They do such a good job of keeping illegal weapons out...... NOT!jimlongley wrote:Had to laugh today, and share it here.
Picked up an extra day off, so my bride suggested that we go to the State Fair today..
We arrived, after a long traffic jam, and walked up to the gate.
The security person wanded me before I had a chance to declare that I was carrying. She wanded my left leg and my left butt, completely missing my 3:00 but alarming on my harmonicas. I pulled out some of my harmonicas and she waved me through.
It might be interesting to see how many times you could enter and not be detected. My guess would be that it is North of 30%. It may be WAY North of that.
I wonder what they would do if they actually found an illegal weapon?
6/23-8/13/10 -51 days to plastic
Dum Spiro, Spero
Dum Spiro, Spero
Re: State Fair Security Theater
Just keep a harmonica in your pocket for a decoy.
- jimlongley
- Senior Member
- Posts: 6134
- Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:31 pm
- Location: Allen, TX
Re: State Fair Security Theater
I had eight on me, and always carry more than one - one must be prepared.brhalltx wrote:Just keep a harmonica in your pocket for a decoy.

Real gun control, carrying 24/7/365
Re: State Fair Security Theater
Everybody wants technology. Nothing better then a good thorough pat down.
Re: State Fair Security Theater
I went to the State Fair on Columbus day. Rainy, but not that bad. Still lots of folks.
I didn't even get the wand. Wife and I had our tickets and they just waved us through thru the turnstiles.
Was carrying a .45 Springfield with an extra mag. Lots of metal there.
Wife carrying a Walther.
Security? Pfffft!
LabRat
I didn't even get the wand. Wife and I had our tickets and they just waved us through thru the turnstiles.
Was carrying a .45 Springfield with an extra mag. Lots of metal there.
Wife carrying a Walther.
Security? Pfffft!
LabRat
This is not legal advice.
People should be able to perform many functions; for others and for themselves. Specialization is for insects. — Robert Heinlein (Severe paraphrase)
People should be able to perform many functions; for others and for themselves. Specialization is for insects. — Robert Heinlein (Severe paraphrase)
- hillfighter
- Banned
- Posts: 356
- Joined: Sun Apr 22, 2012 3:56 pm
- Location: Hill Country
Re: State Fair Security Theater
Mindset is more important than the tool. Many years ago I was selected for a secondary screening pat down. When they felt my pocket knife, they asked "comb?" and I just smiled.texanjoker wrote:Everybody wants technology. Nothing better then a good thorough pat down.
"support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic"
Re: State Fair Security Theater
We decided to go today and was wanded but they didn't find it. I actually asked a cop about it as we walked by and his quote was, "Welcome to the perception of safety"
We were both blown away, lol. Not that I should be surprised but like others have sais, if you are sanding why not do it right.
We were both blown away, lol. Not that I should be surprised but like others have sais, if you are sanding why not do it right.
Alliance Arsenal - Firearms and transfers in north Ft. Worth
Re: State Fair Security Theater
That seems excessive; you shouldn't be allowed to carry that many.jimlongley wrote:I had eight on me, and always carry more than one - one must be prepared.

But, where do you carry your keys, gun, spare magazines...?
- jimlongley
- Senior Member
- Posts: 6134
- Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:31 pm
- Location: Allen, TX
Re: State Fair Security Theater
Tru-Spec pants have so many pockets I have trouble filling them all.brhalltx wrote:That seems excessive; you shouldn't be allowed to carry that many.jimlongley wrote:I had eight on me, and always carry more than one - one must be prepared.![]()
But, where do you carry your keys, gun, spare magazines...?
Real gun control, carrying 24/7/365
- Dragonfighter
- Senior Member
- Posts: 2315
- Joined: Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:02 pm
- Contact:
Re: State Fair Security Theater
My eldest daughter has a torqued knee and we have been using a wheelchair so she could get around easier. My wife took the girls the other day for a concert and dropped her sidearm in the pouch on the back of the chair. No declaration and no wanding, waved through. Moral: Use a stroller or wheelchair.


I Thess 5:21
Disclaimer: IANAL, IANYL, IDNPOOTV, IDNSIAHIE and IANROFL
"There is no situation so bad that you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield, NASA ISS Astronaut
Disclaimer: IANAL, IANYL, IDNPOOTV, IDNSIAHIE and IANROFL
"There is no situation so bad that you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield, NASA ISS Astronaut
Re: State Fair Security Theater
Devils advocate - at that point, was your wife carrying a concealed firearm or was your daughter?Dragonfighter wrote:My eldest daughter has a torqued knee and we have been using a wheelchair so she could get around easier. My wife took the girls the other day for a concert and dropped her sidearm in the pouch on the back of the chair. No declaration and no wanding, waved through. Moral: Use a stroller or wheelchair.
Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.
John Wayne
NRA Lifetime member
John Wayne
NRA Lifetime member
- Dragonfighter
- Senior Member
- Posts: 2315
- Joined: Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:02 pm
- Contact:
Re: State Fair Security Theater
Good question. My daughter was carrying everything brought to and bought at the fair in her lap. She would be hard pressed to reach around where my wife's immediate reach would produce the item in question.jmra wrote:Devils advocate - at that point, was your wife carrying a concealed firearm or was your daughter?Dragonfighter wrote:My eldest daughter has a torqued knee and we have been using a wheelchair so she could get around easier. My wife took the girls the other day for a concert and dropped her sidearm in the pouch on the back of the chair. No declaration and no wanding, waved through. Moral: Use a stroller or wheelchair.

I Thess 5:21
Disclaimer: IANAL, IANYL, IDNPOOTV, IDNSIAHIE and IANROFL
"There is no situation so bad that you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield, NASA ISS Astronaut
Disclaimer: IANAL, IANYL, IDNPOOTV, IDNSIAHIE and IANROFL
"There is no situation so bad that you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield, NASA ISS Astronaut
Re: State Fair Security Theater
Still a question of who legally possessed the firearm. Given some of the recent decisions to prosecute by DAs recently, I would err on the side of caution.Dragonfighter wrote:Good question. My daughter was carrying everything brought to and bought at the fair in her lap. She would be hard pressed to reach around where my wife's immediate reach would produce the item in question.jmra wrote:Devils advocate - at that point, was your wife carrying a concealed firearm or was your daughter?Dragonfighter wrote:My eldest daughter has a torqued knee and we have been using a wheelchair so she could get around easier. My wife took the girls the other day for a concert and dropped her sidearm in the pouch on the back of the chair. No declaration and no wanding, waved through. Moral: Use a stroller or wheelchair.
Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.
John Wayne
NRA Lifetime member
John Wayne
NRA Lifetime member
- mojo84
- Senior Member
- Posts: 9045
- Joined: Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:07 pm
- Location: Boerne, TX (Kendall County)
Re: State Fair Security Theater
jimlongley wrote:Tru-Spec pants have so many pockets I have trouble filling them all.brhalltx wrote:That seems excessive; you shouldn't be allowed to carry that many.jimlongley wrote:I had eight on me, and always carry more than one - one must be prepared.![]()
But, where do you carry your keys, gun, spare magazines...?
There should be a limit of three or four. No one needs more harmonicas than that on them.

Note: Me sharing a link and information published by others does not constitute my endorsement, agreement, disagreement, my opinion or publishing by me. If you do not like what is contained at a link I share, take it up with the author or publisher of the content.