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Talking Dog for Sale

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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and
he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style
house: "Talking Dog For Sale". He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking
Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a
dog talk, he says "So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I
could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help
the government, so ... I joined the CIA.
"In no time at all they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,
because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years
running.
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew
I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle
down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some
undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters
and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings
and was awarded a batch of medals.
"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm
just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner
what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he lies worse than Hillary. He's never been out
of the yard."
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Didn't see that coming. "rlol"
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I've told that joke before. I love that one.
“Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.”

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Nice. Shamelessly stealing this one.
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