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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by sjfcontrol » Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:17 am

OneGun wrote:Chuck Norris was about to walk into a bar, but the bar ducked out of Chicks way.
Chuck once killed a person that referred to him as "Chick"... :nono: "rlol"
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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by puma guy » Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:37 am

sjfcontrol wrote:
OneGun wrote:Chuck Norris was about to walk into a bar, but the bar ducked out of Chicks way.
Chuck once killed a person that referred to him as "Chick"... :nono: "rlol"
And then that Chuck made that person come back and apologize to him before killing him again!
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Post by puma guy » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:16 pm

Thought I'd revive this one.

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Post by WildBill » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:23 pm

puma guy wrote:Thought I'd revive this one.
:thumbs2: Nice one!
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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by C-dub » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:34 pm

Femaile?
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Post by OneGun » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:40 am

C-dub wrote:Femaile?
And his Mom called him Chick!! :biggrinjester:
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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by Pawpaw » Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am

I thought I would try to revive this old thread.

Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by TreyHouston » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:49 am

I would like to see this thread active again as well
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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by The Annoyed Man » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:50 pm

Pawpaw wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am
I thought I would try to revive this old thread.

Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris can speak Russian .... in Japanese....
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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by sjfcontrol » Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:24 pm

The Annoyed Man wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:50 pm
Pawpaw wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am
I thought I would try to revive this old thread.

Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris can speak Russian .... in Japanese....
Aw, too bad... If he had been able to speak Russian in Chinese, Bob Mueller would hire him! :cheers2:
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Post by EastTexasRancher » Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:25 pm

The bogey man checks under HIS bed for Chuck Norris.

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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by The Annoyed Man » Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:31 pm

sjfcontrol wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:24 pm
The Annoyed Man wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:50 pm
Pawpaw wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am
I thought I would try to revive this old thread.

Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris can speak Russian .... in Japanese....
Aw, too bad... If he had been able to speak Russian in Chinese, Bob Mueller would hire him! :cheers2:
Pretty sure Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Bob Mueller ..... in Chinese....
My dream is to have lived my life so well that future generations of leftists will demand my name be removed from buildings. BTW, have you noticed that the topographical contours of local lake bottoms seem to have changed and become more rich in aluminum alloys and polymers in the last 10 years?

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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by C-dub » Fri May 03, 2019 11:30 pm

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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by surprise_i'm_armed » Sun May 05, 2019 4:33 pm

Chuck Norris went to a feminists convention.
He came back with his shirt ironed and his favorite sandwich.

When Chuck Norris jumps in the lake, he doesn't get wet.
The lake gets Chucked.

Chuck Norris routinely pays for things with $9 bills. The cashiers never complain.

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