Ok, so we saw the earlier post where CJLandry was all excited about his new Tucker holster, and that it was pretty and all, blah blah blah. Worse still, CJ posted pictures of his new baby, and now I envy and hate him completely.
Let me land the plane. She Who Must Be Obeyed, also known as the CFO, requires a RIO report on all items subject to purchase prior to said purchase. And, unlike the DISD and their "Hey everybody gets a creditcard." mentality, I have to account for all of these purchases. Sooo, the drawback was that I have yet to order a new, IWB holster, due to the huge drawback of becoming a member of the "Sick Or Dead Holster Drawer" post.
Enter "Crazy Bob" via PM.
[Rob] "Hey Bill, you still on the fence about getting a Tucker Holster, the kind that will love you for life?"
[Bill] "Yeah, Rob, but well you know its purty and all but..."
[Rob] ??
[Bill] {breaks down and starts sobbing} "I just can't Rob...what if I hate it?"
[Rob] "Ha! That is your issue? Son, take a look at This Here Gar-on-teee!
[Bill] {que clouds parting, Hallelujah Chorus} "Can...can it be true? A MONEY-BACK guarantee?!"
[Rob] "Yes, its true.....and we are the only one's to offer it"
Alrighty then! I just got my mind made up, and figure I better hurry before Tucker finds out what Rob is doing!
Check the Guarantee out for yourself here : http://rlcompanyusa.stores.yahoo.net/ourguarantee.html
~Bill
